At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
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Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
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Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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