do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
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id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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