Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
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saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
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Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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