we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
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yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
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If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
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