Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
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Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
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Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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