we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
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My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
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I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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