So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
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but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
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Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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