If i come over, it means nothing
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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