So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
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I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
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Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Drake has all the answers
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me