dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
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I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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