I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
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