guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
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Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
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I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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