Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
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Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
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What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize