windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
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The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Maybe he injected his testicle?
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I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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