Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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