operation have a gay friend backfired
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
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I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
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I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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