He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Randomize