Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
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Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
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I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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