? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
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While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
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Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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