i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
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Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
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Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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