chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
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all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
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It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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