I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
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He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
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I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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