Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
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you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
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you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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