Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
well most of my day revolves around power hour
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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