it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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