Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
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The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
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You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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