OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
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I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
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Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
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