O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.