Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
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Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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