O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
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If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
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Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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