Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
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I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
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You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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