Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
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Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
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Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room