Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
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I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
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You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day