You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.