well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Randomize
