I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
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She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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