i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
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Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
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I licked your asshole in confidence.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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