Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
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Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
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Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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