do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
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tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
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The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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