I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
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I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
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I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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