i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
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I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
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Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I FOUND THE LEGS
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.