Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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