uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Don't make out with my wife yet
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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