My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
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can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
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I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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