Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
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having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
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Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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