RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
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Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
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I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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