all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
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george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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