Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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