I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
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You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
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That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
This is my gift to your gina
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices