is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
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that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
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He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.