Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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