A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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